The Death Trap

This is the death trap. It's a bridge that connects the Alumni gym to the fancy new gym. Today I saw one of the many idiot Chicago birds fly straight into it, fall to the ground, and then almost get run over by some kids on bikes. the bird didn't even fly into the clear side, he flew into the side with the giant sign in the window. I understand that birds have tiny birds, just look at Aletta, but flying into a great big sign? Someone told me that the little bird decals on the windows are there to keep them from flying into them...doesn't seem to be working.